The Clown Car Pulls Back Into Capitol Hill
If you thought Christmas was the only season full of recycled traditions, think again. Washington, D.C. now has its own annual ritual: Rep. Al Green shambling in front of cameras to announce—yet again—that he’s filing articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump. Yes, in 2025, we’re doing this dance again. And I know—nobody wants to sit through the madness. You don’t have to. I watched it so you don’t have to. I’ll embed the video below for those brave enough to endure it, but consider this your official warning label: “For entertainment purposes only—credibility not included.”
The Least Serious Man in Congress Takes the Stage
Al Green, a man who has never met a microphone he didn’t want to disappoint, marched onto the platform with the same solemnity as a Founding Father—if the Founding Fathers had absolutely no idea how impeachment worked and were mostly just shouting at clouds. Green has spent years cultivating his brand as the House’s most persistent impeachment hobbyist. Gardening, fishing, woodworking—normal people have hobbies. Al Green’s hobby is filing impeachment articles like he’s collecting Pokémon. Except Pokémon are real, and Green’s credibility is not.
The Activist Army Takes Over the Script
The real punchline? Even Green wasn’t the star of his own event. That honor went to a lineup of activist speakers who treated the Constitution like it was an improv prompt. They delivered breathless, apocalyptic speeches claiming Trump is a monarch, a tyrant, a dictator, a king, an emperor, the final boss of democracy—you name it. One activist declared Trump had committed 25 separate impeachable offenses, rattling them off like a grocery list written during a fever dream. To them, impeachment isn’t a process. It’s a lifestyle brand.
Impeachment… Every. Single. Day.
At one point, an activist bragged that Congress should be impeaching Trump constantly: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday—impeach, impeach, impeach. You could almost see Al Green nodding along, thinking, “Finally, someone understands me.” The “Al Green impeachment 2025” crusade isn’t about evidence, oversight, or the rule of law. It’s about treating impeachment like a daily vitamin. Take one with breakfast, file another before lunch, shout about accountability before dinner.
“We Are Not Afraid of You!” — Performance Art as Politics
As the speeches dragged on, the rhetoric reached Broadway-level dramatics. Activists screamed, “We are not afraid of you!” at a man who wasn’t even present. It’s like watching someone yell at a Walmart mannequin. “Wannabe dictator,” “tyrant,” “illegal president”—every buzzword made an appearance. You could almost hear a director off-camera shouting, “Bigger! LOUDER! More dramatic! Al Green needs the energy!”
FLARE: The 24/7 Protest Group That Never Goes Home
One group proudly announced they’ve held a nonstop protest encampment outside Union Station since May, staying through rain, heat, cold, and the occasional Park Police cleanup. They call themselves “the resistance.” I call them “people who desperately need a shower and a hobby.” According to them, their tents being dismantled was proof of an authoritarian regime—not, say, proof that D.C. occasionally enforces basic public sanitation rules.
Democrats Eat Their Own on Live TV
This whole event wasn’t really about Trump—it was about scolding Democrats. Activists tore into Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and even Jamie Raskin’s staff for not being as impeachment-obsessed as Al Green. They branded their own party leaders as “spineless,” “complicit,” and “cowards.” The logic was simple: If you’re not filing impeachment papers daily like Green, you’re aiding the fall of civilization. It’s rare to see a political movement so committed to self-destruction, but when they do it, they do it with gusto.
The Cult of Impeachment Takes Center Stage
By the time the speeches reached hour two, the event felt less like a political gathering and more like a revival meeting. People shouted about “movements for all time,” “saving democracy,” and “standing in the breach of history.” Impeachment wasn’t a constitutional remedy—it was a spiritual awakening. You could practically hear organs playing in the background. If impeachment were a religion, this was their Easter Sunday.
And Then the Buffoon-In-Chief Takes the Mic
When Al Green finally spoke, it was exactly what you’d expect from a man who has filed more unsuccessful impeachment efforts than any member in congressional history. He repeated “not on our watch” so many times I started wondering if he was trying to sell me a home security system. He declared a Thanksgiving-themed “season of giving” and said Santa Claus is bringing Trump the “gift” of impeachment. Honestly, I’ve heard more coherent monologues from mall Santas who haven’t slept since Thanksgiving weekend.
Green Promises His Biggest Gift Yet: More Impeachment
With all the gravity of a man announcing a revolutionary breakthrough in human history, Green pledged he will introduce new articles of impeachment before Christmas. His voice rose. The crowd cheered. And all of Washington collectively rolled its eyes. Because here’s the truth: Al Green’s impeachment articles always fail. Always. They get tabled, ignored, or laughed out of the chamber. But for Green, it’s not about winning. It’s about staying on TV. Staying relevant. Staying the Left’s favorite impeachment mascot.
The Movement Demands a Crowd on Saturday
The organizers announced they’re planning a massive Saturday protest at the Lincoln Memorial, calling for the nation to converge. They begged the media to cover it, name-dropped Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert like they were political heavyweights, and insisted history is watching. And maybe history is watching—but probably shaking its head.
The Real Point of the “Al Green Impeachment 2025” Extravaganza
This wasn’t a constitutional discussion. It wasn’t a policy debate. It wasn’t even a normal protest. It was pure theater. Political cosplay. The Left putting on a performance for itself because they’ve convinced themselves that impeachment is the only language they speak. Meanwhile, the country sees through it. Voters are dealing with inflation, crime, border chaos, and real problems that actually affect their lives. And here’s Al Green, waving impeachment papers around like he’s handing out flyers for a nightclub.
The Left’s Impeachment Addiction Is the Real Crisis
At the end of the day, this entire spectacle reveals something important: The far-left wing of the Democratic Party has replaced governance with grievance, policy with performance, and seriousness with spectacle. They don’t care that the House Republicans won’t vote for impeachment. They don’t care that the Senate won’t convict. They don’t care that they’ve already failed twice. They care about airtime, outrage, and self-righteousness.
Al Green’s Legacy: The Patron Saint of Political Pointlessness
If impeachment attempts were merit badges, Al Green would be an Eagle Scout. If they were cereal box prizes, he’d have collected the whole set. If they were loyalty points, he’d have earned a free frappuccino by now. But none of it matters, because every attempt fizzles. Every attempt fails. Every attempt ends the same way: Al Green yelling into a microphone while the rest of Congress carries on with actual work.
Trump Isn’t Worried — And Neither Should You Be
Here’s the reality: President Trump isn’t losing sleep over Al Green’s impeachment fan-fiction. He’s dealt with actual threats—foreign policy crises, economic battles, real investigations. Al Green’s latest stunt is political static. A background hum. Noise. And the American people aren’t fooled. They know when Congress is serious—and when a sideshow act is trying to run the main tent.
Final Verdict on the “Al Green Impeachment 2025” Show
What we witnessed wasn’t democracy in action. It was democracy as performance art. A deeply unserious man surrounded by deeply unserious activists trying to convince the world that this time—this time—their longshot impeachment fantasy will finally work. It won’t. But they’ll keep trying. Because for Al Green and his activist chorus, impeachment isn’t a remedy—it’s a hobby, a religion, and a fundraising strategy wrapped into one.
Watch the Buffoonery at Your Own Risk
I’m embedding the full video here for anyone who wants to witness the circus firsthand. But you don’t need to watch it—I’ve summarized the madness for you. Consider this article your sanity-preserving service from Steadfast & Loyal.
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