If you thought President Joe Biden’s final weeks in office would be uneventful, think again. In a twist worthy of a political soap opera, Biden has suddenly come out swinging against congressional stock trading. But don’t be fooled by the “moral high ground” routine. This move isn’t about ethics — it’s about payback, plain and simple.
Biden’s Surprise Call for a Stock Trading Ban
With less than a month left in his presidency, Biden suddenly decided that members of Congress shouldn’t be allowed to trade stocks while in office. Interesting timing, Joe. After spending 50 years in the swamp of Washington, only now does he have an epiphany about “ethics” in Congress?
During an interview with Bernie Sanders’ advisor Faiz Shakir, Biden declared, “Nobody in the Congress should be able to make money in the stock market while they’re in Congress.” Strong words from a man who’s been pretty cozy with the very system he’s now condemning. So, why now? The answer, dear readers, is one name: Nancy Pelosi.
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold
If you’re looking for the “why,” let’s rewind to this past summer. Pelosi—yes, that Nancy Pelosi—was at the heart of a backroom plot to push Biden out of the 2024 race. Reports surfaced that Pelosi and other Democrat bigwigs leaned on Biden to “bow out” in favor of Kamala Harris. Apparently, Pelosi figured the party’s best shot at avoiding a Trump landslide was to send Kamala to the frontlines. We’ll pause here so you can finish laughing.
Now, here we are. Biden’s lame-duck presidency is down to the final weeks, and suddenly, he’s a man on a mission. What’s his first order of business? Going straight for Pelosi’s wallet.
Nancy and Paul Pelosi: The Stock Market Dream Team
No discussion of congressional stock trading would be complete without mentioning Paul “The Oracle of D.C.” Pelosi. While ordinary Americans were busy navigating inflation, Paul Pelosi was out there pulling off “legendary” stock trades that would make Warren Buffett blush. From Nvidia to Google, Paul’s uncanny timing raised more than a few eyebrows. Critics called it “insider trading.” Nancy called it “capitalism.” Potato, potahto.
But Joe’s “ban” could put a damper on Paul’s “investment strategy.” No more “guessing” which companies will benefit from upcoming legislation. Poor Paul. He’ll have to play the stock market like the rest of us now—with zero insider tips.
Payback Time: Biden’s Real Motive
Let’s be real. Biden’s sudden “moral awakening” is as believable as Kamala Harris’s attempts to sound profound. Remember that time she said, “Imagine what can be, unburdened by what has been”? Sounds like Biden took that advice literally and decided to “unburden” Pelosi’s stock market “freedom” with his last-minute power play.
It’s not about principle. It’s not about “doing the right thing.” It’s about sending a message: “You crossed me, Nancy, and now I’m crossing you.” If Pelosi thought she could pull the strings on Biden and get away with it, she’s got another thing coming. The “Scranton Scrapper” is apparently ready to fight back, even if it’s just a symbolic gesture to torch Pelosi’s cash cow.
Congressional Hypocrisy: Rules for Thee, Not for Me
For years, Americans have watched members of Congress profit from stock trades tied to inside knowledge. Nancy’s not alone in this—but she’s definitely the most famous example. The idea that members of Congress can control legislation and play the stock market has infuriated people across party lines.
Biden’s plan to “end” this practice is too little, too late. It’s not going to pass. Why? Because you’d have to get these same members of Congress to vote against their own wallets. Let’s just say, if you’re betting on a congressional ban on stock trading, you’re better off “investing” in Blockbuster Video. (Shoutout to Greg Gutfeld for that zinger.)
What’s Next? Will Biden’s Ban Happen?
Don’t hold your breath. The “bipartisan” proposal to ban stock trading for members of Congress has dozens of sponsors but has gone absolutely nowhere. Why? Because these “representatives” have no interest in banning their favorite side hustle. Paul Pelosi’s Nvidia stock play isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.
But even if Biden’s “ban” never gets a vote, he’s made his point. Pelosi’s seat at the top of the “ethical high ground” is looking pretty shaky. No more “we’re a capitalist country” soundbites from Nancy. Biden’s forcing her to play defense, and that’s the real win here.
Final Thoughts
Don’t be fooled by the headlines claiming “Biden Takes on Corruption.” This isn’t about corruption. It’s not about reform. It’s about revenge. Biden’s leaving office, and he’s doing what any salty politician would do—taking a few enemies down with him. Pelosi’s just the most obvious target.
Nancy thought she could run the show and force Biden to walk away quietly. But she forgot one thing: Joe’s been in this game longer than her. And if there’s one thing career politicians know how to do, it’s settle old scores.
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