Just when you thought the Democrats couldn’t spin harder, here comes Bill Clinton—fresh off the golf course and straight into damage control—telling The View that Joe Biden is as sharp as ever. Yep, nothing screams credibility like Bill Clinton vouching for another president’s mental fitness. I mean, if you’re going to lie, might as well bring in a professional, right?
Clinton’s grand takeaway? Biden had “good judgment” and “a clear mind” every time they spoke. Sure, Bill. And every time Hunter’s laptop gets brought up, the DNC just happens to misplace the evidence. What Clinton didn’t explain is why, if Biden’s mind is so clear, his debate prep involved crisscrossing the globe like a confused airline pilot before collapsing onstage in front of 100 million people.
Staffers Thrown Under the Wheels of the Biden Bus
Here’s where things get juicy. Clinton didn’t just defend Biden—he turned around and torched the staff. According to Bill, the White House team had the bright idea to send their 80-year-old boss on two trips to Europe and one to California just before the most consequential debate of his life. Brilliant.
If you believe Clinton, Biden was totally fine—it was just his schedule that tripped him up. Funny, because the people crafting that schedule are the same ones who’ve been hiding him in basements and staging ice cream runs for months. Maybe the staff was trying to tire him out… or maybe they were setting the stage for a nice, smooth resignation. You know, like a retirement party with cue cards and pudding.
“I Never Saw Any Cognitive Decline”—Well, That Settles It
Clinton told CBS Sunday Morning that he never saw any mental decline in Biden. Well, thank God we asked Bill Clinton. After all, if there’s one guy whose moral compass and honesty we should trust, it’s the one who redefined the word “is” in a federal deposition.
Clinton insists that Biden “was always on top of his brief,” which is funny because Joe can’t even stay on top of his sentence structure. But apparently, if Bill didn’t personally witness Biden confusing NATO for a kitchen appliance, it didn’t happen. The left’s new rule: unless Joe has a breakdown directly in front of Bill Clinton, the rest of us must be hallucinating.
The Book They Won’t Talk About
While Clinton was doing his victory lap on The View, the rest of us were reading Original Sin, the book by Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson that exposes the “frantic efforts” of Biden’s handlers to hide his decline. According to the book, staffers worked overtime shielding Biden from the public, misleading allies, and scripting every moment of his presidency like a bad episode of West Wing.
But yeah—Bill’s totally convinced everything’s fine. He hasn’t read the book, of course, because that might complicate his talking points. Funny how the same people who scream “read the science!” when it’s politically convenient suddenly forget how to read when the facts don’t go their way.
What This Is Really About
This isn’t just about Biden’s decline or Clinton’s bizarre defense tour. It’s about Democrats running out of good options—and fast. Bill Clinton’s media blitz feels less like a show of support and more like a signal to the base: Biden’s done, but let’s keep the illusion alive a little longer.
The handlers know it. The media knows it. Even Bill knows it. But in classic Clinton fashion, he’s hedging his bets—defend Biden to calm the waters, while nudging the party toward the inevitable swap.
Because at the end of the day, it’s never really about the truth. It’s about controlling the narrative until it’s no longer useful.
Final Thoughts
So let’s get this straight: Biden’s fine. His staff is the problem. The book’s irrelevant. Clinton’s seen no issues. And anyone who questions the story is a conspiracy theorist. Got it.
If this is the best defense the Democrats can muster—dragging out Bill Clinton to tell us we didn’t see what we all saw on live TV—then the 2024 postmortem tour is going even worse than expected. And if you’re still buying the spin, I’ve got a crate of Biden-branded teleprompters to sell you.
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