“Darth Trump” Destroys Luke Skywalker – Without a Lightsaber!

Mark Hamill, once known for playing the whiny farm boy from Star Wars, has once again shown the world just how deep into the woke abyss he’s fallen. With Donald Trump’s triumphant return to the White House, Hamill decided to embark on what he calls a ‘symbolic protest’—a self-imposed exile from TV, internet, and social media for five whole days.

Wow, Mark. Really sticking it to the man there.

A Blackout That Lasted… 8 Hours

In a move that should shock absolutely no one, Hamill’s grand protest didn’t even last through his morning coffee. He dramatically posted a black image with the hashtag #5DayBlackout, only to reappear eight hours later with a post about how ‘justice is coming.’ Well, Mark, your self-control certainly isn’t.

If this stunt wasn’t ridiculous enough, he’s done it all before—melting down when Trump won in 2016, throwing his support behind Biden (or as he awkwardly called him, ‘Jobi-Wan Kenobi’), and generally making a fool of himself on social media every step of the way. He’s the perfect example of a Hollywood celebrity who thinks their opinion matters more than it actually does. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t.

The “Actor” Who Never Was

Let’s be honest—was Mark Hamill ever really a great actor? He lucked out with Star Wars, a role where his job was mostly staring off into the distance and whining about power converters. Beyond that? Not much. Sure, he’s done some voice work that’s passable, but when it comes to on-screen presence, let’s just say the Force was not strong with this one.

And now, instead of being remembered as a sci-fi icon, he’s chosen to become a Twitter warrior, ranting about Trump’s policies and posting cringey attempts at humor about Trump’s… well, let’s just say personal attributes. Because when you have no real arguments, what else can you do but resort to junior high-level jokes?

Hollywood’s Epic Miscalculation

This whole charade is a perfect example of why Hollywood elites keep losing. They think Americans care what they have to say, but in reality, no one’s taking life advice from a guy who spent decades in a galaxy far, far away. Regular people are sick and tired of being talked down to by actors who wouldn’t last a day in the real world.

Trump didn’t just win; he swept the board—popular vote, swing states, and let’s not forget the economy roaring back. Meanwhile, Mark Hamill is busy virtue-signaling on BlueSky, a social media site where his only audience is other equally delusional celebrities. And let’s be real—nobody’s paying attention over there.

Final Thoughts

At the end of the day, Mark Hamill can keep his self-righteous “protests” and sad little black box posts. Trump is back in the White House, America is celebrating, and Hollywood’s meltdown is just free entertainment for the rest of us. So, grab your popcorn and watch as these elites scream into the void, because they still haven’t figured out why no one listens to them anymore.

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JIMMY

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