There are some moments in history where you just have to sit back, laugh, and thank the good Lord above that things went the way they did. One of those moments? Watching Kamala Harris—our favorite word-salad champion—go head-to-head with JD Vance, a Rhodes Scholar who can actually string together coherent thoughts. If you haven’t seen Dave Rubin’s breakdown of this masterpiece, you’re missing out on comedy gold.
AI, According to Kamala: “It’s Two Letters!”
Picture this: Kamala Harris is given the mic to talk about artificial intelligence. Now, you’d expect the sitting Vice President of the United States—who, by the way, was once a presidential candidate—to at least have a basic grasp of the subject. But nope. Instead, we get:
“AI is kind of a fancy thing. It’s first of all, it’s two letters.”
Brilliant. Absolutely stunning. Never before has the human race been blessed with such a deep and insightful observation. Did you guys know AI is TWO LETTERS? I mean, thank you, Kamala! Without your mind-blowing intellect, we’d be lost in a sea of confusion, wondering if AI stood for Apple Inc. or maybe Angry Iguanas.
JD Vance, on the other hand, laid out a structured, coherent policy statement about AI, focusing on ensuring America remains a leader in technology, developing AI within the country, and securing our semiconductor supply chain. But why talk about all that boring stuff when Kamala is out here teaching us the ABCs?
Kamala’s “Thought Process” (Or Lack Thereof)
It gets better. Kamala continues her TED Talk for Dummies by attempting to explain machine learning:
“So the machine is taught, and part of the issue here is what information is going into the machine that will then determine what will be produced in terms of decisions and opinions that may be made through that process.”
WHAT? What does this even mean? This is the kind of nonsense you hear when someone gets high and suddenly thinks they’ve discovered the meaning of life. Somewhere out there, an AI algorithm is listening to this and self-destructing out of sheer embarrassment.
And this woman was one bad Biden fall away from being President of the United States. Let that sink in.
Ignored at the Basketball Game – The Most Relatable Thing Kamala Has Ever Done
As if her word salad speeches weren’t bad enough, Kamala recently attended a basketball game where she was treated like that weird aunt who always tries to be cool at family gatherings. Nobody cared. Nobody even looked at her. The cameras didn’t pan to her. The fans ignored her like she was handing out pamphlets on the street. It was brutal.
Honestly, it’s the most relatable thing she’s ever done. We’ve all been there—trying to fit in, hoping someone notices us, only to end up as invisible as Joe Biden’s memory. Except Kamala’s been VP for four years, and the public still has no idea what she actually does.
How Did We Even Get Here?
The funniest (and scariest) part of all this? The system really thought they could pass Kamala off as a serious leader. The Democrats shoved her down America’s throat as some historic, groundbreaking choice—only for the American people to immediately regret every second of it.
“We went from Dementia Guy to DEI Hire.”
That one line from JD Vance sums up the disaster perfectly. First, they gave us a President who can’t finish a sentence. Then, they gave us Kamala Harris—who CAN finish a sentence but has no idea what she’s actually saying.
The media and the establishment tried so hard to make her happen. They called her “brilliant,” “charismatic,” and “competent.” But America saw through the charade. And when Biden finally stepped aside, the powers that be tried to make Kamala the automatic nominee.
But let’s be real. America took one look at her and said, “Nah, we’re good.”
Thank You, Dave Rubin, for the Laughs
Dave Rubin did us all a favor by putting this disaster on display for the world to see. His breakdown of Kamala’s greatest hits is pure comedy, and the best part? It’s not even exaggerated. The footage speaks for itself.
Watching Kamala bumble her way through basic concepts is a reminder that we dodged the biggest bullet in political history. Could you imagine four years of this woman as President? Imagine her handling an economic crisis. Or a war. Or, heaven forbid, another pandemic.
“America, COVID-19 is a fancy thing. First of all, it’s five letters.”
We barely survived four years of her as VP. Thank God we don’t have to find out what a Harris presidency would have looked like.
Final Thoughts
Kamala Harris’s entire political career has been an unfunny joke, but at least we can laugh about it now. JD Vance, Trump, and the American people made sure Kamala la la la never got near the Oval Office.
And as always…
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